The House Hunting Song!

From "Evicted!"

So Finn and Jake set out to find a new home. It's gonna be tough for a kid and a dog on their own.

Here's a little house, Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in. Well, that's a bad idea dude Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!

And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill! And thinkin' livin' in a cloud'd be totally thrillin' Unless they find something inside Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.

A beehive, oh nooo-ooo-ooo! Don't put your foot in there, guy! Y'all tried that before, And you know it didn't turn out right!

Big shell, go inside. Look around, it seems alright. Frog jumps out, And barfs a tiger! Throwin' down potions for food and fiiiiiire!

You know you should have stayed And fought that sexy vampire lady. Jake was feeling terrified, He was super scared of her vampire bite.

Which is understandable 'Cause vampires are really powerful. They're unreasonable And burnt out on dealing with mortals.

Oh, Marceline, Why are you so mean?

Marceline: I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old, And I just lost track of my moral code.

Oh Marceline, Can't you see these guys are in pain?

Marceline: No I can't, I'm invested in this very cute video game.

So there go our boys, walkin' on the icy ground. Headin' towards their destiny, I'm sure they'll figure something out.