Susan Strong Song

From "Susan Strong"

Finn: Susan Strong,
This is where you belong.
Hangin' with me,
On a fallen tree.
Don't you think you deserve this?
To live up here on the surface?
I think you do, And I think all your friends do too!
How long have you lived in the darkness?
I just want to show you the light!
Because you're a human,
Just like me Susan,
And I want you in my life.
Susan Strong,
You turn my heart on.

Computer Song

From "Guardians of Sunshine"

Finn: We are in the computer world. We're computer boys, not computer girls.
Jake: In a game, I can be who I virtually am.
Finn: I can walk and sing. I can kill Silly Sam.

Goblin Song

From "The Silent King"

I just wanna help y'all as much as I can,
but y'all just keep showin' me your goblin hams.
When I became king, I didn't think y'all'd show me your rears
But I'll accept my boring fate and shed this tear
'Cause I can't seem to cure you of your groundless fears. 

Planting Beans Song

From "The Pods"

So they planted the beans,
And waited for evil to grow-ho-oh!
So they could kill it
And go-ho-ho, to the Ice Cream Marathon.

The Lucky Ones

From "Her Parents"

Bob:
"Today is a happy day
Hip, hip, hooray
Today is the day
This dude is a super guy
Oh, me, oh, my
A super guy
We are the lucky ones
Son of a gun, the lucky ones
The lucky, lucky ones"

Decorating Song

From "Her Parents"

Finn and Jake: Ketchup! Mustard! Red and yellow!
Jake: Lady's parents, I say hello!
I'm the fellow for your daughter
Please forget the wartime slaughter!
Home improvement, decorations.
Help me impress her relations.
Finn: Sugar bears, and rainbow jelly.
Jake: Spread those colors on 'my belly!
Finn: On the floor and up the log.
Jake: Please don't notice I'm a dog!

Apple Pie

From "Crystals Have Power"

Apple pie in the oven;
Tell me you can taste lovin' 

Where is Finn?

From "Power Animal"

Jake: Hmm... Where's Finn? Where.. is... Finn?
Is he in the ki-tchen?
BMO: Does he have a pumpkin?
bima tima tin tin!
Jake: Dooba dooba dumpling!
BMO: poopy doopy pie tin!
Jake: Monkey watermelon!
Both: (laugh)

Forest Guy

From "Storytelling"

Normal guy,
Forest guy,
just like normal forest guy.

Finn the Blushing Baby

From "Blood Under the Skin"

He's Finn the blushing baby,
His cheeks are bright and red!
Be sure to make fun of him
Before you go to bed!

Ant Stomping Song

From "It Came From the Nightosphere"

Stompin' on ants
Suckin' their souls
Stompin' on ants
Souls, souls, souls

Billy's Song

From "His Hero"

[Horrifically off-key]
"Nothung"
Who’s the greatest warrior ever?
A hero of renown? Who slayed an evil ocean?
Who cast the The Lich King down?
Billy!
And that time the evil Fire Count
Captured a damsel fair.
Who saved her with such brav'ry
That she offered him her hair?
Billy!
Also… he fight a bear! BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Imagination Song

From "Rainy Day Daydream"

Welcome to your Imagination Land.
I am your imagination band!
And if you'll just take my hand,
You can shake your imagination can.
Imagination cans. Imagination cans.
We can shake our Imagination cans!
OOHH!

Bro Song

From "Henchmen"

I saved my bro from a scum sucking vampire!

Fisherman Song

From "Henchmen"

You look so cute, sittin' in your boat,
I wanna suck out your eyeballs,
and rip out your throat.
I wanna suck out your eyeballs
and rip out your throat.

Pants Song

From "Donny"

Gotta get pants!
Go get your pants!
Button, fly!

Empathy Song

From "Donny"

Empathy, empathy
Put yourself in the place of me!

But when he confronts the Why Wolves, it changes to:

Empathy, empathy,
Put your mind inside of me!

8 Glasses Song

From "Donny"

8 ounces
8 glasses
8 days a week!

The Hero Boy Named Finn

From "Freak City"

Finn: Is this really my life?
Is this how my story ends?
Bein' in this body,
Seems like a battle that I cannot win.
Maybe I should lay my head down slow,
And sleep until it's all ovo',
Is this the end,
of the hero boy named Finn?
HECK NO! Darn it, no! This isn't no let go!
I'm gonna kill it!
I'm gonna kick life's butt,
and win it, to win it.
I'm gonna take life's name,
(Spits on floor)and spit on it! And kick it!
Life can just go eat it,
cause' this is a man's game! Finn: Get up, Gork!
Gork: Huh? Why?
Finn: I'm not gonna let you lie here,
and waste away,
you better get up, Gork or I'll kick you up,
today's the day!
Gork: Whoa. Okay man, just be cool.
Finn: And I'm not gonna be cool!
Cause I'm pipin' hot!
Get up, Trudy, (Trudy: Ow!) 'get up, Kim. (Kim: Okay, okay!)
I'm not gonna let you rot!
Jake: Hey, Finn.
Finn: Ja-a-a-ke, stop tellin' me to enjoy,
bein' a foot, and get out of that trash!
Jake: Heh heh. I can't take you seriously when you're singing, man.
Finn: Get up! (Jake: Ahhh!) All of you make me sick! (Jake: Ahhh!)
I'll face you with my kicks!
Gonna reconstruct your self worth,
brick by emotional brick.

Key Song

From "Dungeon"


Oh, key.
We're meant to be.
I want to have your baby.
Oh, key you're so good to me.

Never Ending Pie Song

From "What is Life?"

Finn: I'm gonna build me a pie throwin' robot
That throws never ending PI-ES
On Jake's ugly FA-ACE
and he won't know what hit him
Cause the pies are
N-N-N-N-NEVER N-N-N-N-NEVER N-N-N-NEVER ENDING.
It's never ending pie throwing time!

Cave Song

A very short song from "Evicted!" about caves!

So they cleaned up the cave
and built a house inside the cave.

Home Song

From "Evicted!"

Jake: Home isn't a place; let me give you a clue
Jake: Home is anywhere that people care about you
Finn: I don't wanna hear a lecture, dude. I just wanna go home.
Jake: But home is where your heart is, Finn
Jake: And where is your heart Finn?
Jake: Well it's right there inside you
Jake: While I'm sitting right here beside you
Jake: With your lucky stars to guide you from above.

The camera then looks up at the sky and sees two planets comically put together to look like a butt. The planets then "fart" out a star.
Finn: I guess I'd rather be out here
Finn: Wrapped in your ear.
Finn: Than be in some awesome house
Finn: All by my ... souse.
Jake: I'd rather be dancing with some babes.
Finn: Shut up dude.

The House Hunting Song!

From "Evicted!"

So Finn and Jake set out to find a new home. It's gonna be tough for a kid and a dog on their own.

Here's a little house, Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in. Well, that's a bad idea dude Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!

And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill! And thinkin' livin' in a cloud'd be totally thrillin' Unless they find something inside Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.

A beehive, oh nooo-ooo-ooo! Don't put your foot in there, guy! Y'all tried that before, And you know it didn't turn out right!

Big shell, go inside. Look around, it seems alright. Frog jumps out, And barfs a tiger! Throwin' down potions for food and fiiiiiire!

You know you should have stayed And fought that sexy vampire lady. Jake was feeling terrified, He was super scared of her vampire bite.

Which is understandable 'Cause vampires are really powerful. They're unreasonable And burnt out on dealing with mortals.

Oh, Marceline, Why are you so mean?

Marceline: I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old, And I just lost track of my moral code.

Oh Marceline, Can't you see these guys are in pain?

Marceline: No I can't, I'm invested in this very cute video game.

So there go our boys, walkin' on the icy ground. Headin' towards their destiny, I'm sure they'll figure something out.

Gut Song

The gut song from Ricardio the Heart Guy!

Jake: "Your gut says he's evil,
my gut says he's good!
Why not put our guts together"
"And end this funky feud!"