I Met Finn!

So you guys, my life is awesome. On May 11, 2013, I MET FINN! Well, I met Jeremy Shada, the guy who does Finn's voice. (If you want more info, I did a bio post on him awhile back.) I'll upload he pictures and videos I have later, but for now let me just say that he's an algebraic dude, not to mention he's cute. ;) Well, I'll upload the stuff later. Bye!

I'm Back!

Hey guys! I know it's been awhile, but here I am! I have a LOT to say to you guys since my last post,  but I'm putting my news in separate posts. I think it'll be more organized that way.

Best Friends

From "Video Makers"

BMO: Finn, why are you fighting with your friend?
Jake, you know, this can be the end.
Romance or action, does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder.
Guys, you know, you're much more than this.
You two please stop, or you'll undo
all that you've been through.
Ooooooooo
Just hug and it's agreed,
your love will not delete.

Sing Cause Yo Mamma Said

From "The Limit"

Finn: Sing cause yo mama, yo mama, yo mama said.
She said yo mama, yo mama, yo mama, what?
What yo mama say, she say?
Jake: I'm busy makin' babies, greasy babies, sliding on my gravies, in the--
(Pause) I forgot the next part.

The Stuff Song

From "Belly of the Beast"

Finn: My hot dog's dead..
My pizza's dead.
My cuuupcake is dead.
Jake: Oh, uh, my donut's dead. My burger's dead.
My miiilkshake is dead.
Finn: All of our favorite foods
are totally dead.
They can not procreate in little food beds.
We'll eat them up
and turn them into stuuuff.
Jake: And we'll cry over their graves,
but ya can't cry enough...
Finn & Jake: When you miss someone you love
you can't cry enough..

:( 

Bears

From "Belly of the Beast"

Party Pat: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! So turn up the music and we'll never leave!

Finn and Jake: better believe!

Party Pat: We'll never run from the fun, because we're-

Finn and Jake: Bears! Bears! Bears! Bears!
Bears! Bears! Bears! Bears!
Bears! Bears! Bears! Bears!
Bears-
Bea ...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
sssssssssssssssssssss-ah!

Susan Strong Song

From "Susan Strong"

Finn: Susan Strong,
This is where you belong.
Hangin' with me,
On a fallen tree.
Don't you think you deserve this?
To live up here on the surface?
I think you do, And I think all your friends do too!
How long have you lived in the darkness?
I just want to show you the light!
Because you're a human,
Just like me Susan,
And I want you in my life.
Susan Strong,
You turn my heart on.

Computer Song

From "Guardians of Sunshine"

Finn: We are in the computer world. We're computer boys, not computer girls.
Jake: In a game, I can be who I virtually am.
Finn: I can walk and sing. I can kill Silly Sam.

Goblin Song

From "The Silent King"

I just wanna help y'all as much as I can,
but y'all just keep showin' me your goblin hams.
When I became king, I didn't think y'all'd show me your rears
But I'll accept my boring fate and shed this tear
'Cause I can't seem to cure you of your groundless fears. 

Planting Beans Song

From "The Pods"

So they planted the beans,
And waited for evil to grow-ho-oh!
So they could kill it
And go-ho-ho, to the Ice Cream Marathon.

The Lucky Ones

From "Her Parents"

Bob:
"Today is a happy day
Hip, hip, hooray
Today is the day
This dude is a super guy
Oh, me, oh, my
A super guy
We are the lucky ones
Son of a gun, the lucky ones
The lucky, lucky ones"

Decorating Song

From "Her Parents"

Finn and Jake: Ketchup! Mustard! Red and yellow!
Jake: Lady's parents, I say hello!
I'm the fellow for your daughter
Please forget the wartime slaughter!
Home improvement, decorations.
Help me impress her relations.
Finn: Sugar bears, and rainbow jelly.
Jake: Spread those colors on 'my belly!
Finn: On the floor and up the log.
Jake: Please don't notice I'm a dog!

Apple Pie

From "Crystals Have Power"

Apple pie in the oven;
Tell me you can taste lovin' 

Where is Finn?

From "Power Animal"

Jake: Hmm... Where's Finn? Where.. is... Finn?
Is he in the ki-tchen?
BMO: Does he have a pumpkin?
bima tima tin tin!
Jake: Dooba dooba dumpling!
BMO: poopy doopy pie tin!
Jake: Monkey watermelon!
Both: (laugh)

Forest Guy

From "Storytelling"

Normal guy,
Forest guy,
just like normal forest guy.

Finn the Blushing Baby

From "Blood Under the Skin"

He's Finn the blushing baby,
His cheeks are bright and red!
Be sure to make fun of him
Before you go to bed!

Ant Stomping Song

From "It Came From the Nightosphere"

Stompin' on ants
Suckin' their souls
Stompin' on ants
Souls, souls, souls

Billy's Song

From "His Hero"

[Horrifically off-key]
"Nothung"
Who’s the greatest warrior ever?
A hero of renown? Who slayed an evil ocean?
Who cast the The Lich King down?
Billy!
And that time the evil Fire Count
Captured a damsel fair.
Who saved her with such brav'ry
That she offered him her hair?
Billy!
Also… he fight a bear! BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Imagination Song

From "Rainy Day Daydream"

Welcome to your Imagination Land.
I am your imagination band!
And if you'll just take my hand,
You can shake your imagination can.
Imagination cans. Imagination cans.
We can shake our Imagination cans!
OOHH!

Bro Song

From "Henchmen"

I saved my bro from a scum sucking vampire!

Fisherman Song

From "Henchmen"

You look so cute, sittin' in your boat,
I wanna suck out your eyeballs,
and rip out your throat.
I wanna suck out your eyeballs
and rip out your throat.

Pants Song

From "Donny"

Gotta get pants!
Go get your pants!
Button, fly!

Empathy Song

From "Donny"

Empathy, empathy
Put yourself in the place of me!

But when he confronts the Why Wolves, it changes to:

Empathy, empathy,
Put your mind inside of me!

8 Glasses Song

From "Donny"

8 ounces
8 glasses
8 days a week!

The Hero Boy Named Finn

From "Freak City"

Finn: Is this really my life?
Is this how my story ends?
Bein' in this body,
Seems like a battle that I cannot win.
Maybe I should lay my head down slow,
And sleep until it's all ovo',
Is this the end,
of the hero boy named Finn?
HECK NO! Darn it, no! This isn't no let go!
I'm gonna kill it!
I'm gonna kick life's butt,
and win it, to win it.
I'm gonna take life's name,
(Spits on floor)and spit on it! And kick it!
Life can just go eat it,
cause' this is a man's game! Finn: Get up, Gork!
Gork: Huh? Why?
Finn: I'm not gonna let you lie here,
and waste away,
you better get up, Gork or I'll kick you up,
today's the day!
Gork: Whoa. Okay man, just be cool.
Finn: And I'm not gonna be cool!
Cause I'm pipin' hot!
Get up, Trudy, (Trudy: Ow!) 'get up, Kim. (Kim: Okay, okay!)
I'm not gonna let you rot!
Jake: Hey, Finn.
Finn: Ja-a-a-ke, stop tellin' me to enjoy,
bein' a foot, and get out of that trash!
Jake: Heh heh. I can't take you seriously when you're singing, man.
Finn: Get up! (Jake: Ahhh!) All of you make me sick! (Jake: Ahhh!)
I'll face you with my kicks!
Gonna reconstruct your self worth,
brick by emotional brick.